1. Husband and son never want anything to eat until I am up to my elbows in dirty dishes or mopping the kitchen floor. They must enter the kitchen and get food or drink at that very moment or they will turn to dust... seriously waiting 5 minutes would be catastrophic.
2. The cat hates the broom... especially when you sweep him away from your feet. :-)
3. I can never clean more then one room without taking a 30 minute break, it would throw everything off kilter and I think the earth would spin off its axis... really I do.
4. Son has broken legs AND a headache when it is time to carry toys to his room... happens all the time... I must take him to the doctor for this. lol
5. Apparently someone named I Don't Know has come into my living room and spilled coke and then sat a toy on top of it, has I Don't Know ever visited your house?
6. Just because you gave the puppy to a home much better for him then yours... doesn't mean he took his carpet stains with him.
7. The Swiffer is my best friend... and my worst enemy all at the same time.
8. Boys are just GROSS in the bathroom... enough said!!!
9. The dirty clothes hamper obviously hates my husbands socks... apparently when he puts them in the hamper, the hamper immediately throws them out on the floor.
My last observation for this house cleaning day:
10. Is there really a point to cleaning when as soon as you are done.. child immediately brings out all the toys that were just previously cleaned up.... by me.. because he had broken legs when it was time to carry them upstairs.... broken legs are cured!!
2. The cat hates the broom... especially when you sweep him away from your feet. :-)
3. I can never clean more then one room without taking a 30 minute break, it would throw everything off kilter and I think the earth would spin off its axis... really I do.
4. Son has broken legs AND a headache when it is time to carry toys to his room... happens all the time... I must take him to the doctor for this. lol
5. Apparently someone named I Don't Know has come into my living room and spilled coke and then sat a toy on top of it, has I Don't Know ever visited your house?
6. Just because you gave the puppy to a home much better for him then yours... doesn't mean he took his carpet stains with him.
7. The Swiffer is my best friend... and my worst enemy all at the same time.
8. Boys are just GROSS in the bathroom... enough said!!!
9. The dirty clothes hamper obviously hates my husbands socks... apparently when he puts them in the hamper, the hamper immediately throws them out on the floor.
My last observation for this house cleaning day:
10. Is there really a point to cleaning when as soon as you are done.. child immediately brings out all the toys that were just previously cleaned up.... by me.. because he had broken legs when it was time to carry them upstairs.... broken legs are cured!!
hee hee hee hee.... snort
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